They're b-a-a-a-ck. Spring Breakers 2016.

3/21/2016 10:07:00 PM

The top 4 things I'd tell anyone under the age of 25 visiting Cabo for "Spring Break" purposes.

1. Put some pants on.

Do I go to your grocery store in my swimsuit?


Do I go to your mall in my swimsuit?


Put your clothes on.

2. Put a shirt on.

Swimsuits are for beaches and pools. (And some restaurants.)

They are not to be worn while walking around in the evening.

When the sun is not out.

It looks stupid.

I don't walk around in my underwear in your yard.

3. You're not in an alternate reality.

Not everyone around you speaks only Spanish. In fact, most of the people around you are either fluent or speak enough English to know you're being rude.

So don't act like an idiot.

Remember, you are a guest here.

4. Enough with the selfies.

Maybe just enjoy the moment?

Without having to capture every single second on your iphone?

You'll thank yourself later.


Speaking of Spring Break Selfies...

I've asked my girls to take a picture in front of this gigantic Cabo hashtag at LEAST 30 times; today they did it. Unfortunately, a kindly tourist asked me if I wanted to be in the picture, too...

Seriously, though?

Cabo Spring Break People Watching should be an olympic sport.


1 comment:

  1. I'm kind of jealous as I really love people watching and I can only imagine. I have a feeling I'll be visiting Myrtle Beach this summer and the people watching is epic! Another amazing place for people watching is Vegas and any airport!


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