Solange is a fracas starter

5/13/2014 02:44:00 PM

I'll be honest.

I watched the elevator video of Beyonce's kid sister, Solange, getting scrappy with Hova*. (Google it. It's been everywhere.)

I've really enjoyed how the internet has made light of the sitch, too.

Is it any of my business? No. But, it's fun to imagine what they were arguing about. I mean, they definitely have #rpps. (Rich People Problems.)

From ABC news. Which is kind of strange.

A black and white, soundless video of a Solange kicking and hitting her brother-in-law because, why?
They just happen to be wearing gowns after having gone to the MET gala.
They just happen to be with a body guard who must restrain Solange.
They just happen to be the powerest-of-couples ever.

This is golden.

When celebrities do silly things on tape I can't help but be entertained by it.

I'm even more entertained that no one has commented on it. Nicely done.

Remember when Reese Witherspoon got pulled over for drunk driving (which is HORRIBLE -- the drinking and driving -- I am not condoning it) and declared, on tape to the police officer, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"


WHO does that?
Crazy celebrities.

All of this, what does it prove, though?

We're all human.
No one's family is perfect.
And if it comes to fisticuffs, no gown is going to stop Solange.

Solange is lucky that Sasha Fierce didn't come out, no?

*That's how cool I am. I called Jay-Z by his nickname.



  1. She must be really batshit cray because Beyoncé didn't even flinch, so like, I'm assuming this is a normal occurrence? If my sister started physically assaulting my husband I would be weirded out, since she's normal.

  2. Oh my goodness, I watched this a few times...hahaha :-)

    I too love celebrity drama that is caught without them knowing.

    Oh, the thoughts going through my head on WHY she went all crazy. Did Jay Z cheat on B and her sister was protecting her honor, did he say her dress was ugly (it was), did he not buy her more alcohol to drink that night?!? Oh, if only there was a microphone in that elevator! ;-)

    And it is weird B. didn't even do anything.

    crazy rich people problems fo sho!


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