Pen solidarity.

4/21/2014 08:13:00 PM
I can't tell you how many pens I've lost.

And by "lost" I mean, I can't tell you how many pens I have had stolen from my office.

It was time.


On my cork board.

On my desk.

The declaration received several entertained chuckles today. This wasn't the point. I'm being serious.

Tomorrow I'm going to strategically place a hatchet next to the sign to indicate that I mean business.


BUY YOUR OWN, just don't steal mine.

**NOTE: I have no idea who the culprit is, but I do know that I'm now missing 3 versions of my favorite pen.

(Click on the image below to print out the full-size version for your desk. Solidarity.)



  1. OH MY GOD. I'm printing this. You GET me. The pen thieves are the WORST. I get pissed off every.single.time. And people think I'm joking. But I am not. I AM NOT.

    1. RIGHT? It's so rude. I can barely stand it. I'm going to go buy some cheap bic pens and have them in my office so that people take THOSE instead of my GOOD PENS. :)

      I knew you'd understand. :)

  2. i understand completely. pens DO matter. but now i'm curious as to your favorite pen. maybe i've really been missing out! :)


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