2013 VMA Recap

8/25/2013 08:58:00 PM

Oh dear.


That's all.

Well, not really. It's me. I have more to say. [shocker.]
  • Lady Gaga has a regular body and I think she looks great. Her hips appear to be working alright, which is good.
  • Miley Cyrus needs to check herself before she wrecks herself.
  • Robin Thicke is too old to be blurrying lines with Miley. And his suit looked like it was stolen from the joker circa 1992. I feel like it could have been a bit larger.
  • I can't say it enough, Miley Cyrus disturbs me. Be a lady.
  • I think 'Lil Kim is secretly a Jackson.
  • Jared Leto is still as cute as he was when I was 14. (I was reading a Vanity Fair article this weekend and I smiled when I read that Ava Gardner is quoted as saying, "Men get older, women just get old." Jared Leto is getting older. And cuter.)
  • I don't mind Kanye West. I mean, whatever. He's just got so much angst. I wonder when he'll be dropping a toddler-sing-along CD.  I think it's just around the corner.
  • Miley Cyrus is gross.
  • Pharrell is still so.cute. (He and Jimmy Fallon don't age.)
  • P!nk should win more awards. She has an incredible voice.
  • Taylor Swift was there.
  • Macklemore doesn't bother me. And I love the chorus of Same Love. Glad that won an award. "I can't change... even if I wanted to... I can't change even if I tried..."
  • Jimmy Fallon. I like him. Maybe he should be a friend of Craig's.
  • Jennifer Hudson. It was nice to see her. I just watched Sex in the City and I like Louise from St. Louis.
  • Bruno Mars (aka: Peter Gene Hernandez) really is just pocket-sized, no? Love him, though. And he sounds great. Effortless. Talented, cat. (Yep, I just said "cat". If you're going to call someone a cat, I think that Mr. Mars fits the bill. He's the ideal, "cat.")
  • I've liked Katy Perry ever since I watched her documentary (shhhhh... It was GOOD. I AM SERIOUS.). And that's all I've got to say about that.

Justin Timberlake. I love him. I mean, I've got to love him if I'm willing to sit through a show and a channel that I haven't watched in years.


Absolutely FANTASTIC.

I mean seriously.

That was enjoyable.

And 'NSYNC? Stop it. Respect.


Who cares about the rest of the show.

And yep, I knew every word to every Justin and 'NSYNC song.

And Miley Cyrus is gross.

The end.



  1. Love this. Miley is disgusting. I felt bad for her parents. I can't even imagine watching your child do that. Ew.

    I love Jimmy Fallon.

    1. Exactly. Have you seen the Will Smith and family photo that was taken as they watched her perform. Mouths agape. Fantastic.

      She needs an intervention.

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    1. Thank you. :)

      Happy 1st day of 1st grade!

  3. As I was watching Justin last night (the only portion of the show I saw) I was thinking, 'I can't wait to see what Kylee has to say.'

    Well, done.

    I did see Miley's performance today. YUCK.

    I agree about completely about Macklemore. LOVE that song.

    I swoon for Jared Leto.

    I'm so happy you recapped. Thank you.

  4. Um, i don't think I understood about 90% of what was going on when I watched. Kids these days and their crazy outfits and music *shakes stick*

    Other than this, I refuse to even comment on Miley. Disgusting.

    Agree about Lady Gaga.

    I follow Jared on instagram....I have always had a crush on him. And YES, he totally looks better with age. Like Johnny Depp. The man is 50 (I am fifty, in the voice of Molly Shannon) and looks freak'n sexy!! Jared is the same. *swoon*

    Could Taylor Swift be playing up anymore for the camera when justin was singing?! ugh. I did like her dress though.

    Justin....I love him. I have to admit, I haven't always been a fan, I think coming off Nsync I just didn't care. But he is what I think a celebrity should be...he sings, dances, acts, is funny and humble. Love him. And I have to admit, I loved NSync's performance....though i wonder if a couple of those guys haven't danced for awhile?! Bet they were feeling it the next day ;-)


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