I'm probably what you'd call a gourmet chef.

6/11/2013 04:08:00 AM
The other night I made "dinner".

I say it was, "dinner" because we ate it at the time that you eat the meal that corresponds with the last meal of the day; which is dinner.

It was refried beans, with shredded lettuce, salsa, cheese, crema and tomatoes in a pie plate. We ate it with tortilla chips.

(Craig is so lucky.)

In the midst of a conversation during said dinner, I said to Craig something to the effect of, "Be quiet, I just made dinner."

There was a slight pause.

He then responded with, "No. You didn't make dinner. You made dip."



You can't do it all, guys. You. Can't. Do. It. All.



  1. Craig...I adore you.

  2. There are some nights when simply putting ANYTHING on the dinner table seems like a victory, right? Haha....I so feel ya!


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