Sad state of affairs.

11/08/2011 05:08:00 AM

I have a ridiculous amount of email in my personal inbox that I need to respond to lest I want to lose some very valuable friendships and familial relationships. (I blame the kids.)

I haven't called my little sister in nearly two weeks... (I blame the time difference.)

There's been a pile of clothes that need to go to the dry cleaner on the chair in my bedroom for approximately 2 months.

There are two climbing vines still in their plastic just-bought-from-the-nursery containers in my courtyard that have been sadly waiting to be planted for three weeks...

I hardly know what's going on in the rest of the free world...

....yet I know that Justin Bieber is going to take a paternity test tomorrow.

What's wrong with this picture?



  1. This sounds like my life! Except for the Justin Bieber bit. Maybe I should watch more E! while I fall asleep, um I mean, crochet...

  2. I still don't understand how he is old enough to take a paternity test or even know what one is. Isn't he like 12? ;)

  3. ...not to mention that if he IS the father (which I don't think he is- I mean, come on...) SHE could go to jail for having sex with a minor... what's the called? Oh- statutory rape. He's 17- would have been 16 when baby was conceived. Duh.

  4. You sound like me. Sometimes it's easier to avoid unpleasant tasks and fill your days with fluff. :-)


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