This is where it all begins.

7/19/2010 07:23:00 AM

It's true. You can buy your infant extensions on etsy for the bargain-basement price of $12.00. They come in: "platinum blonde, dark blonde, medium brown, dark brown and frosted."

See the before? Normal baby. Normal hair.

 See the after? Creepy. (I wonder if these are the "frosted" extensions.)

I don't know about you, but I like my babies to have fake hair, fake nails and to be spray tanned.


  1. Ok this is just creepy. Those just look ridiculous!! I blame it on Toddlers & Tiaras I've never watched that show but the previews alone made me cringe!!!

  2. Ew. This makes my stomach turn.

  3. Ew! Ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwww.

    This is so creepy. And wrong. And stupid.

    The only thing worse is if you actually frost your baby's actual hair.

  4. Gosh, kids today are so lucky. I had flat, lifeless hair as an infant.

    To whomever on Etsy created this and thought it was a cute idea: you're an ass.

    To the people who see this on Etsy and purchase it: YOU'RE an ass.

  5. Ay ay ay. Notice that they even make the baby look pleased with the if any creature will allow that to stay on. Imagine what this looks like falling off the baby's head - all crooked and sideways? Or if the baby pulls it off and hands it to you to share? GROSS and even worse scary!

    Now tell...what were you 'etsying' to find this nonsense????

  6. OMG, yikes...that's all I got..LOL


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