Oy, this made me laugh.

3/08/2010 03:18:00 PM

My sister, B. sent this one to me this afternoon. It's awesome. I've highlighted my favorite parts.

Headline: Woman Charged for Squirting Breast Milk at Deputy

Monday, March 08, 2010
 "A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy, sparking online debate Sunday in the local media.
Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication in Owensboro, WYMT-TV reported, but it is what she did next which has attracted headlines.
As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.
A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the "bio-hazard", [???] Tramel was charged with third degree assault.
While the public drunkenness was merely a misdemeanor offense, the assault is a felony charge and a US$10,000 bond was set.
Reports of the case have sparked debates about whether using breast milk as a weapon should constitute a felony assault case, with many readers likening it to an accused person spitting on an officer.
Also sparking feedback has been the use of the term "bio-hazard" to describe breast milk."
I love America.

I also love Kentucky. 


  1. BAHAAHHHHH Ew! I'm pretty sure that is a bio-hazard!

  2. Yes, this did make me laugh out loud. on many accounts.

  3. Um wow. Terrible. A 10,000 fine!!! Say what?

  4. Well, it's classier than spitting.


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