My take on the tiger thing, yo.

12/01/2009 11:56:00 AM
I personally don't care if Tiger Woods backed out of his driveway all quick and hit a fire hydrant in the wee hours of the morning. (Story here.) Nor do I care that he refuses to talk to the Highway Patrol, or whoever it is that really wants an official statement from him. (Eh, it's none of their business.) However, I do find it oddly suspicious that his super-model wife beat out his back window with a golf club... but... to each her own, I suppose.

My bigger issue?

Tiger was driving a Cadillac Escalade.

Does any celebrity actually USE the product they endorse? For all intents and purposes, Tiger should have been DRIVING A BUICK.


  1. Ha! This made me laugh. I thought you were going one way and WHAM! you went the other way. :)

  2. I, too, enjoyed the change of direction! And a very good point.

  3. I am having a hard time buying that he got bloody, shoeless, and unconscious by backing into a hydrant. Me thinks he got his ass kicked by the little woman.

  4. Just a thought, I believe that he possibly won the Caddy at a golfing event sponsored by Cadilac. Don't know if it was but it is a possibility.

  5. I meant to tell you this earlier, but forgot - buick and tiger split up quite a while ago. But this still made me laugh :)

  6. Our friend Greg is a sportscaster up in Wisconsin and has to cover Vikings press conferences. He says Brett Favre never wears Wranglers. :-)


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