11/19/2009 08:45:00 PM

As we all have heard, Oprah is ending her ABC talkshow in 2011. At that point, she'll be starting her own network [and continuing her eminent take over of the world].

I believe ABC is getting their ducks in a row and the powers that be are currently figuring out who's going to take Oprah's place.

If they chose Tyra...

...I will renounce my U.S. citizenship.


  1. T - Yes, I know. And, when writing this I knew I'd receive opposition from you two regarding this. :) Lol.


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