An open letter.

2/16/2009 10:00:00 AM
Dear Media folks.

Lend me your ear, I have a couple of thoughts I'd like to share.

1.) For ABC: Barbara Walters. While I'm sure she's lovely in real life (she does own a Havanese, as well)... I'd like to confirm that she's a know-it-all. I no longer wish to see her a.) on The View or b.) on 20/20. Let's work together to get her off the air. Call me.

2.) This is a note to the E! network. Dear friends, I love The Soup. I no longer can abide many of your other shows. The Real Housewives kill me. Now you've got a True Hollywood Story on Mario Lopez. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "WHO CARES?"

3.) This is to Disney: The Jonas Brothers have been on Dave Letterman, Saturday Night Live and some other show this past week. They performed (and I use that verb loosely) and the bottom line? They're terrible. AND, their pants are far.too.tight. Enough is enough. Please. Enough of them.

Ok. That's all.



  1. Amen, sister, on Barbara Walters. I was over her like 10 years ago. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

    I never watch E!. However, the Real Housewives is on our Bravo station..... I have to watch the Orange County one. Its so unbelievable..... like watching a train wreck. I can't help myself. :)

  2. Oh that's right. The Housewives are on Bravo. I forgot.

  3. so, i'm guessing you won't be watching the Babs special on Oscar night when she interviews the JoBros? LOL. :)

    i too am annoyed by Babs...but i don't mind the Jonas Brothers (i have a 5 year old who loves them....)

  4. Seriously.

    1) Babs annoys me to no end. I can't even take her seriously anymore. She did a great thing for women in the media in the beginning, but she needs to think about retirement now.

    2) I totally saw that Mario Lopez had his own E! True Hollywood Story and the first thing I thought about was that E! ran out of people to talk about. I mean, come on. I second the "who cares" comment. Oh, and I DO watch The Real Housewives of OC. It is sad to watch that kind of shallow, but I can't stop.

    3) Jonas Brothers....UGH. I had never even heard their "music" until SNL this last week. Not impressed at all. Though if they are good role models for kids then I guess that is good, but really I don't care to see them on my TV AT ALL.

  5. I hate how Barbara Walters purports to be an objective journalist. Whatever. And she's always blowing her own horn with regard to being a pioneer female journalist. Ok, she was, but that's tacky.

    Mario Lopez? No, thanks.

    I love to watch the trainwreck known as the Real Housewives of OC. I've even taken to watching the New York version. I am so ashamed.


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