Please don't ever wonder why I love Martha Stewart. Case.In.Point.

If you don't currently follow Martha's blog and you don't currently have an excuse as to why you are not...

...well, it's time.

Shall I entice you with some awesomeness?

Just.
Read.
Her.
Captions.

(I hope you're in a dry mood. And for added fun, read them in her strange lock-jaw, snippy style.)


WHAT?

Ok.

10 points for using "shrubbery", "russet shade" and "teucrium" in one sentence.

Fact: You will never hear Martha say, "The barn was painted red. The grass was green. And that flower over there is purple."

There's beauty in that.


Fantastic.

And I absolutely do not doubt that these three are happy.


Me too, Martha.

Stop it. Apparently a donkey isn't just a donkey when it's owned by Martha. It's a Sicilian donkey.


What's that I hear? Toot, toot. [That's Martha's french horn blowing as she brags about her "rather large collection of tender tropicals.]

Because a treehouse of palm trees is absolutely necessary on the East Coast. In the Winter. At Martha's house.

Awesome.

I will forever enjoy her.

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3 comments:

  1. HAHAHA "toot toot" - I too noticed that little brag....

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  2. HAHAHA! There is SO much Martha awesomeness in this post!!!

    I want a Sicilian donkey.

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  3. Your love for Martha makes me want to love Martha!

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