May 3, 2013
If it's a Lochte nation, I'm never moving back.
This past weekend I had some down time and wanted some mindless background noise on. So, I stumbled across the MTV show, "What would Ryan Lochte Do."
Oh, you guys.
How? Why? What?
Who on earth would ever think that this kid could ever fill a 30-minute time slot? Holy Boring. Holy Idiot. Holy Sad. I think it's FANTASTIC that he's an Olympian, but that's the thing. He excels at swimming in a pool SILENTLY.
He shouldn't have that much air time.
Literally five minutes in to the show I thought, "The Kardashians are even smarter than him."
Conversely, I am in love with The Little Couple still.
I love Jen and Bill and I'm so excited for the impending adoption on TV.
(I know they already adopted, but I enjoy watching it all unfold on TV because I like to cry while watching "reality" TV.)
They're just so sweet. I'm so happy for them. You know, since I know them and everything.