Crackers are useless.

4/12/2010 11:08:00 PM

I feel that crackers and chips are useless.

They are, in effect, merely vehicles by which I can shovel more salsa/dip/guacamole/gas station cheese dip (see above) into my mouth as quickly as possible.

If it were at all possible, I'd use the same chip (gasp) to both dip and eat off for the duration of the snacking period.

Or, in fact, I'd consider blanketing said chip (or cracker) in plastic so that it wouldn't become soggy.

...Oh wait... then that would make it a spoon, right?

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating cheese dip with a spoon.

10 comments:

  1. Thanks for making me laugh with this one...LOL.

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  2. i have eaten cheese dip with a spoon. (and i was ashamed)

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  3. And you consumer fewer carbs that way! Not that it really matters if you are shoveling cheese dip.

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  4. Athena uses the same chip until it falls apart, hands me the remnants, and starts again with a new chip. It's all about the Tostitos cheese.

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  5. That was a long way to go (with a lot of rationalizing) to get to that conclusion, my friend. :) Heehee. Kidding!

    There is NOTHING wrong with eating cheese dip with a spoon. IT'S CHEESE. IN LIQUID FORM. Therefore, it is awesome.

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  6. Glad we're all in agreement that liquid cheese is akin to liquid gold.

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  7. Sorry, I don't have the same affinity for the cheese, but I could (and have) eat the spinach dip with a spoon, cracker, finger... whatever works.

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  8. NOTE: I haven't eaten Tostitos cheese in YEARS. (I'm not sure if they sell it here? But the inspiration for this post came from me asking C. to refil my ritz cracker with seafood dip. :) I didn't want a new one, thank you very much.)

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  9. I love that you called it GAS STATION dip. I love all fake cheese (and real cheese too).

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  10. HAHAHA! I seriously love the way you think!

    But I have to admit, I loves me a scoop chip. You can fit a ridiculous amount of melted processed spicy cheese goodness in one of those scoops - GENIUS!

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