I want to like birds. I really do.

As I told my sister and a friend last week, I have a very antagonistic relationship with nature.

(I'm trying to work on that.)

To make matters worse, birds enter my home at least twice a week. (And proceed to WIG me [and the Ferg] out.)

However, if birds like this came into my home, all cute and soft and puffy-like, I'd throw down the welcome mat instead of my fist.

So cute. HERE on Etsy. $6.

Note: I will NEVER like seagulls, hawks or cranes or anything like that. They're terrible.

Additional note: Yesterday, I was privy to a conversation between Ferg and Craig.

Craig to Ferg: "You really need to start scaring the birds away. Are we going to have to get a cat and get rid of you? Or, do you need a cat suit? To be more brave?"

Ferg: listened.

Then, approximately 30 seconds later a BIRD was approaching our doors and Ferg RAN OUTSIDE and got rid.of.that.bird.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: My dog is part human. She clearly doesn't want a cat suit.

8 comments:

  1. I love bird things...prints, etc. And I love the aviary at the zoo.

    But, if one were to fly into my house, I'd freak out too.

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  2. I had a pet bird once. It was mean. Then it died of some kind of crazy beak fungus. BEAK FUNGUS! Good riddance.

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  3. That is awesome! Gotta love that Ferg.

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  4. Eggggggsactly. I do not like ACTUAL birds, but drawings of birds, I like.

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  5. Things I've learned about birds:
    -Love birds have a rotten name. They bite large pieces of skin off.
    -Do NOT feed a pelican Gardetto's. They will attack you.
    - I'm afraid of big baby birds. One got in my car, was staring at me from my arm rest, so I ran SCREAMING for Louis or Debbie to get it out.

    The more you know.

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  6. HAHAAA! Hilarious. You are funny, K.

    Not that I'm trying to make light of your bird hatred... I feel the same way about...uh, well, maybe Neil Diamond? I have a major aversion to him. What? Not the same thing since he doesn't enter my house weekly? Awe well. I tried to relate. :)

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  7. Um, I am SO WITH YOU on the bird hatred. They are horrid. The fact that they're attacking your home is just further proof.

    I am SO PROUD of Ferg that she A) listened to C. and B) overcame her fears and defended the homestead. Go on with your bad self, Ferg.

    (AB: I would have FREAKED OUT in that scenario. I'm so glad you're still alive.)

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  8. That bird is cute. However, birds in nature could potentially swoop down and get caught in your hair. NOT cool.

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