Oscar Recap

Ok, let's be honest - this recap is less about the show and more about the dresses.

About the show:
It’s official. I have a crush on Hugh Jackman.
I am so pleased that Tina Fey was there. Lookin’ all pretty and soundin’ all funny and smart.
And I am elated that Kate Winslet won Best Actress. Yay.

Let's begin about the fashion/red carpet.

NOTE: I refuse to comment on Disney stars. (Not because I’m nice, but because I’m annoyed (like my sister) that they’re even in attendance at the Oscars.)

Amanda Siegfried (from Mama Mia) has a big bow on her dress. That’s not ok.
That's TOTALY a bridesmaid's dress.

Amy Adams looks gorgeous. I love seeing a red-head in red. And, I quite liked her necklace.

Anne Hathaway looked lovely. Boring, yet lovely.
(I still really want to see Rachel Getting Married).
And I love it when she sings...

It's probably me, I just think that Beyonce always looks tacky.

Angelina ALWAYS wears the same thing: a variation of a black dress. I do like her earrings, though. And her hair looks pretty great. (I think she just inspired me to put hot rollers in my hair tomorrow.) How annoyed does she look?
Whatever, sister. You asked for that crazy fame.

Frieda Pinto (the actress from Slumdog Millionaire) looks like she’s mistakenly wearing Helen Mirren’s dress. It’s a great color, but it’s not fun and is far too “mature” (read: old) for her.

Heidi Klum’s dress did nothing for me. I did enjoy her bracelets, though. Blah.

Jessica Biel looked tragic. That bow is frumpy and ill-fitting.
She's super-buff and there she goes rocking a dress that hides bloating. Weird.

I want to be Leslie Mann’s friend. I'd think she's uber-funny. She also looks just fine.

Kate Winslett looks perfect. I love the top, the bottom/sides? Not crazy about them.
Still, I feel she's a woman above women. If Lila wanted to grow up and be like Kate, I'd be ok with that.

I'll say it, Natalie Portman looks like she just competed in some sort of Texas pageant.

Sarah Jessica Parker looked like Galinda. And I won't lie, I'd like to wear that dress.

Taraji P. Henson was my absolute favorite part about Benjamin Button. And she wins, "Best Necklace of the Evening."

Melissa George is wearing the top half of Madonna’s, “Like a Virgin” dress. It’s still tacky. And while I usually love mermaid-style dresses I'm at a loss as to how she actually walked the red carpet. Maybe she used a segway or something.

Marissa Tomei’s dress is a work of origami art. I love, love, love it. She looked amazing. I love the no-jewlery and loose hair. She's my #1 pick.

That's all.