An open letter.

2/16/2009 10:00:00 AM
Dear Media folks.

Lend me your ear, I have a couple of thoughts I'd like to share.

1.) For ABC: Barbara Walters. While I'm sure she's lovely in real life (she does own a Havanese, as well)... I'd like to confirm that she's a know-it-all. I no longer wish to see her a.) on The View or b.) on 20/20. Let's work together to get her off the air. Call me.


2.) This is a note to the E! network. Dear friends, I love The Soup. I no longer can abide many of your other shows. The Real Housewives kill me. Now you've got a True Hollywood Story on Mario Lopez. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "WHO CARES?"


3.) This is to Disney: The Jonas Brothers have been on Dave Letterman, Saturday Night Live and some other show this past week. They performed (and I use that verb loosely) and the bottom line? They're terrible. AND, their pants are far.too.tight. Enough is enough. Please. Enough of them.

Ok. That's all.

Regards,
K.B.

5 comments:

  1. Amen, sister, on Barbara Walters. I was over her like 10 years ago. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

    I never watch E!. However, the Real Housewives is on our Bravo station..... I have to watch the Orange County one. Its so unbelievable..... like watching a train wreck. I can't help myself. :)

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  2. Oh that's right. The Housewives are on Bravo. I forgot.

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  3. so, i'm guessing you won't be watching the Babs special on Oscar night when she interviews the JoBros? LOL. :)

    i too am annoyed by Babs...but i don't mind the Jonas Brothers (i have a 5 year old who loves them....)

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  4. Seriously.

    1) Babs annoys me to no end. I can't even take her seriously anymore. She did a great thing for women in the media in the beginning, but she needs to think about retirement now.

    2) I totally saw that Mario Lopez had his own E! True Hollywood Story and the first thing I thought about was that E! ran out of people to talk about. I mean, come on. I second the "who cares" comment. Oh, and I DO watch The Real Housewives of OC. It is sad to watch that kind of shallow, but I can't stop.

    3) Jonas Brothers....UGH. I had never even heard their "music" until SNL this last week. Not impressed at all. Though if they are good role models for kids then I guess that is good, but really I don't care to see them on my TV AT ALL.

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  5. I hate how Barbara Walters purports to be an objective journalist. Whatever. And she's always blowing her own horn with regard to being a pioneer female journalist. Ok, she was, but that's tacky.

    Mario Lopez? No, thanks.

    I love to watch the trainwreck known as the Real Housewives of OC. I've even taken to watching the New York version. I am so ashamed.

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