I will regret it for them.

11/21/2008 10:37:00 AM
Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

WHAT IS WRONG with celebrities?

Bronx, while I'm sure is an ode to NY, sounds like mucus. Like an infection. Bronchitis.

AND, "Mowgli"? I was a fan of the jungle book as much as any other kid, but really? Why didn't that just name him, "Bronx Baloo" after the big bear who sang, "It's the bear necessities..."

Seriously, these celebrities need a stern talking to. Just because THEY crave being "unique" doesn't mean their kids will crave it as much.

Foresight? Anyone?

And for the record, this quote from Joe Simpson (daddy of Jessica and the new mom, Ashlee) proves his perviness. It's a 7.0 on the Richter scale:

And, as her dad, Joe Simpson, recently put it to PEOPLE: "The day she found out she was pregnant, she became a woman."

What Dad says that?


  1. I think it is now a celebrity contest to see if you can have the craziest baby name. Like "Sara" would just be frowned upon and their friends would say "Who would name their kid Sara? Really?" But Bronx is like, "Such a beautiful name. Great pick."

    If you were a wacked out celebrity, what would you name your kid? This would be a good blog post...

  2. Nice one, Quiet Oasis.

    I'd like to reserve the names:

    Tree Frog
    Gizmo Tuba
    Claw Zipper

  3. If I was a crazy celebrity I would name Athena "La La" because that's how she says butterfly and I love it.

  4. When I saw that they named their baby "Bronx Mowgli," I WAS FURIOUS.

    That was totally the name I was going to use for this next baby.

    Back to the drawing board...

  5. Joe Simpson is the ultimate in molester-types. Remember his comment about Jessica's "Double D's?" Gross.


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